Got to love them Cyanide and Happiness folks
My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
Its depressing how accurate this is
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]